Cheating Life By Existing: Portraits from the Bottom of ACKEL: Biff

When I think of Biff, I don't remember what he looked like. That's how lame he was in my book. Biff was a case of unfulfilled potential. He had the right look while pledging but soon became little more than a waste of space. One brother remarked that the number one crime in Biff's Rhode Island community was beastiality. I don't know about that, but I do know that there were a lot of signs pointing to his alleged sexual relationship with his sister (the working out together, the romantic weekend in New York, the similar, disagreeable personalities). The bottom line is that I'll always remember Biff as a waste of Busch that could have been used for late night beer pong.