Throughout our tenure we had groupies, urinal flies, and outside friends. Some of our friends represented a booster club much like "Friends of the New Jersey State Police". But instead of using a window sticker as a futile attempt at avoiding getting pulled over, our friends wore the badge to gain a behind the scenes glimpse at our twisted brotherhood. Here are some of most notable affiliates.
Phil - A friend of Gunther, Phil was always around. Phil gets props for actually hanging with the brotherhood unlike Gunther's other shady mystery friends. Not much else to say about Phil. He liked football and became a meathead in his latter years
Hank - Hank was a sidekick of The Colonel. The two shared a love of the Shandygaff and was the man who introduced The Colonel to cigarettes and dip. Hank was an affable affiliate who bonded well with other brothers even if they didn't share his passion for "eating ass".
Edozie - The most famous of all associates was that of Edozie (aka John), a native Nigerian with a passion for women of all makes and models. Initially we thought he was a novelty friend of the Seedman, but soon Edozie became engrossed in all facets of AKL life. He looked like Shaq at the free throw line while pounding nuclear wings at the Darkhorse with the summer crew. A man of international flavor, we bumped into him in London years later. He would later take the Seedman to his homeland where he was shamed for his caucasian role in the slave trade.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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