Great Moments in Shaming: Episode II: The Hurricane

Ah yes, the Hurricane. This was a girl who meandered in to the house courtesy of Vampire Kelly (a story for another day) and White Ethiopian. She promptly struck up a relationship with Seedman, which was bizarre for numerous reasons. She developed an infatuation with the Franchise, which lead to a drunk hook-up after a party at TEP. The Franchise was amazed to feel a cavern when he reached downstairs and discovered his hand had gone. Later, when regailing the story to Rush Chair at the Saloon, the Franchise tried to describe the situation by saying 'including the thumb'. The alcohol induced communication errors lead to this being interpretaed as 5 fingers AND a thumb. Upon returning to the house, The Colonel was promptly called (from the kitchen phone) where he listened intently, then applied to his meteorology expertise to grant the girl a nickname of The Hurricane, as in Category 5. By this point her shame has been sealed, but that didn't stop her from bottoming out with a Karowls/Gunther weekend double dip. After this she packed on the pounds and faded out of our lives forever.