Great Moments in Shaming, Episode II: Sh*tgate

Did you ever have a nightmare you peed the bed? I'm sure you did, we all have. But, when you woke up after that dream, did you go downstairs to your living room and find fecal matter floating across the floor? If you have maybe you should be posting on this blog too. That was the reality the Seedman, Franchise, Colonel and Otis Day went through a few years ago. A sewer pipe burst and no one really seemed to care. People kept flushing, adding another deluge of toilet paper and turds to the first floor. Bugs and mosquitos converged on our indoor waste treatment plant, as the horrid stench forced the doors to remain open all hours of the day. Cats moved into the closet, unaware humans still lived there. The Seedman and others even contemplated never going downstairs again, forcing themselves to live on hot pockets and other microwaveable food for the rest of their time there. Luckily, there was a solution for the Seedman - load up his old car with 4 meatheads (one of whom is obsessed with canned salmon and "eating box") and go to Canada for the weekend! The highlight of the trip had to be when 2 meatheads decided to play "drink everytime Rocky says something stupid in Rocky V." Anyone that plays is likely to get hammered, but the two wisely decided to use whiskey. Thus, on the way back to Sh*tgate the next day the youngest meathead is puking out my window for the next six hours. I think this story might be the only good thing that ever came out of Sh*tgate.