Psycho vs Rocket in King of the Mountain

A few times, the Rocket had a buddy of his from back in the day, known to us as Psycho, come for a visit. When this occured these two men born during the Johnson Administration would get hammered, usually on cheap beer such as Jacob's Best or Golden Anniversary Ice (Anniversary of what you ask? A mystery that will never be solved). This would usually result in the two of them hitting on frightened girls nearly half their age and then blaming their failed advances on the fact that one brother had told the girls they were old. So ultimately the duo would seek a brother to give them a ride to Giant 'to pick up some bimbos and get laid for the night.' Yes, only in a world like AKL is a supermarket regarded as place to garner some late night tail. One other adventure had Psycho and Rocket going to The Last Cowboy, a bar on the fringes of the university scene, where Rocket proclaimed they saw a man banging a one-legged midget in a car.

Of course for whatever reason, Psycho made an appearance at a social event on Tussy Mountain. While the rest of us were snowtubing with some lady folk, the Rocket and Psycho engaged in an all out tube war that not surprisingly escalated to threats of permanent expulsion by management. This marked the end of Psycho's appearances at the AKL house. Rocket apologetically offered to us that he owed Psycho because he took the fall for him during an egging incident involving Apartheid protestors in the 1980's. Ah well, if only Chance Worthington had visited instead.