Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Cindy Song Has Been Perforated By Rock Legend Bruce Dickinson's Rifle

Cindy Song, as any Penn Stater of the early part of the 21st century knows, was a girl who went missing one Halloween night. For the next few years we were inundated with posters and rallies asking about her whereabouts. Now to be honest I wouldn't know Cindy Song if she was sitting next to me. That said, it became quite obvious the girl was either dead or ran away for good. The result, in typical Ackle fashion, was a barrage of Cindy Song jokes...not limited to halloween costumes, remarks that she was cooked up in Uncle Chen's, and becoming a handle in Medal Of Honor...a widely popular game on the house network that was akin to gun tag. Every time Cindy Song was killed, we would be treated to her name followed by a clever verb describing her less than glorious death.

The Cindy Song drama culminated with a Robert Stack Unsolved Mysteries episode with some great re-enactment footage of the Penn State drunk scene. My guess? Cindy was whacked in the head with a bottle thrown from Cedarbrook and fell down a manhole. That may sound insensitive, but it's better than getting annihilated by Son of Saboito's hand grenade

1 comment:

The Colonel said...

Good memories about Medal of Honor. I loved when Oil got killed you would hear him yell down the hallway.